Sometimes even the tiniest of your efforts yield you rich dividends. Well certainly I never believed in this notion, having spent four years in the CA profession where one has to really toil hard to make their presence felt!
I remember very vividly the night before my CDS exams. I was having dinner and suddenly I decided that I should go and appear for the CDS exams the next morning. My mother stamped the idea. So with no preparation whatsoever, I appeared for the exams and everything went by smoothly. But frankly I never expected a positive outcome and so with a calmness which one can always associate with me, I appeared in my CA final exams the very next month and was happy with my show. I thought that six months of hard work would finally pay up and dreamed about the days to come; life in the corporate; chalking out mergers & acquisitions; rising up the corporate ladder and one day leading one! Then suddenly came the call letter from the SSB and here was the 1st shocker! How did I clear it? But anyways I was free and could afford a ‘VISIT’ to Allahabad. It would be real fun. I left for Varanasi (my paternal home) and from there a 3 hour drive had me at the MCO at the Allahabad railway station. Seriously speaking, I was having goose-bumps. After half an hour’s wait, we were escorted to the SSB Centre by a military bus. If I remember right, ‘Mig29’ was the 1st boy I met there and was really impressed by him. Later on we got the same dormitory and became friends. It was his 2nd appearance at the SSB, so I always looked forward to him for tips and about what was next to come.
On the 28th of June, we had our screening tests. But the night before, I didn’t want to study. The next morning I gave the tests & to my surprise cleared it. It was for the first time at the SSB that I realized that I should be more serious. It would have been really shameful for me to have been screened out. But still I was unconcerned about getting or losing the job. I knew I was destined to be someone else, a CA!
They said that the real tests were about to begin and it won’t be fun either. On the next day we had a series of psychological & intelligence tests (all written) which were very tiring and least funny. To add to my misery, the food at the candidates mess was equivalent to fodder served with a pinch of ‘attitude’. But yes it had lasting fragrance. Anyways my next day at the SSB was quite eventful in the company of the lively Sikh GTO, ever ready to slang us. In fact I happened to be his favourite ‘MONKEY’. But it all fared well at the end and I was pretty certain about Mr. Nikhil’s selection [he really made it large :)]. At the final conference, my interviewing officer shot a tricky question at me – “What if you do not make it”. My reply was not a simple one either. It would have taken considerable courage to give such a blunt reply. But anyway I did say, what I said. I replied very positively with a smiling face “I won’t be coming back here again. It would be my 1st & last stint at the SSB”. When the final results were declared, there was euphoria all around. My good friend Ankit Doundiyal (popularly known as the ‘Cutie-pie’) was really on cloud nine. He was punching & fisting the air; jumping all around. I knew I was happy, but still it didn’t matter to me! That night was a night of introspection. I never came to the SSB with a dream to become an Army officer one day. I treated every test the way I liked, completely disregarding the general. I deliberately maintained a low profile in order not to mix up very much with my fellow candidates’ coz I knew it’ll be a very short gathering. Still, in spite of all the negatives I got recommended. It was really very confusing. Here again the logic of “working hard to achieve something glorious” faulted for me. It was turning out to be a real folklore, the SSB lore!
The next five days were a mix of fun & boredom. What was very evident was the addition of a “+” mark on our chests. It really felt great & I wondered, “How would the insignia feel like upon becoming a Lieutenant?” For the medical examination we had to visit the medical hospital nearby to ensure that all our ‘GEARS’ were working properly. But we had quite a hearty company at the MH. A bunch of lively lady candidates accompanied us, very efficiently lead by a haughty looking girl (who enjoyed poking everyone for fun!). My dear friend Nikhil tried all his charms & spells but couldn’t manage a ‘Dominos duel’. Eventually, our ‘FAT’ commander cried ‘Ab bass’ and we had our double bust pizza all alone in that dingy dormitory! I can’t say that it was all fun coz the next morning we all had a tough time attending to the call of the nature. I guess nobody relished the idea of a breakfast that morning for obvious reasons except for our ‘MIG29’. He is a real fighter you know…keeps on trying until his GEARS explode. But finally the medicals were over and my low profile drama came to an end. According to the doctors, I had a vulgar elbow and an erotic eye! Deeply hurt by such unparliamentry comments, I decided to go for an appeal. But yes the SSB dream run was finally over and I reached home. In a few days’ time, my CA results were about to be declared and I knew what was in store for me. But the results were a complete shocker. I could clear only one of the two groups and was yelling jinxes and curses at the cruel ‘ICAI’. But I knew it was of no use. Someone asked me “How do you feel”. It was a pathetic feeling really; unlike anything I ever felt before. It was like the girl whom I adored day & night for over four years; dreamt of living together forever, ditched me on my wedding night! Yes that’s how I felt about my results
But soon I realized the greater truth, the alchemy. The entire universe was driving me towards something for which I made the minimum effort. Every passing day brings in a completely new reality for us. And the truth is that my reality is no more a hazy dream. It’s crystal clear now and just a few months away!
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